The School (Books) Report

I thoroughly enjoyed Rachel Donoghue’s The Temple House Vanishing this month - a perfect atmospheric ‘dark academia’ read about the mysterious disappearance of a pupil and her dashing art teacher - and thought I’d revisit a few of my other favourite school-set stories. (And I didn’t even mention The Secret History! Oh… now I did.)

Frost in May by Antonia White

I was extremely obsessed with this book aged around thirteen. First published in the early 1930s, it’s the portrait of a girl enduring the strict regime of a convent school - in the sequels she eventually spirals into madness - but what I apparently took from it at that impressionable age was: Catholicism is ridiculously glamorous and I want in. After the resulting short-lived religious fervour waned, I was left with a lifelong passion for churches and Christian art and history. This is on my list for a re-read as I’m looking forward to seeing what impressions I take from this classic novel almost thirty years later. I love this elegant Virago edition and there’s a brilliant Backlisted podcast about this book which you can hear here.

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie by Muriel Spark

Deservedly an absolute classic. The charismatic and cultured Miss Brodie is in her prime, as she constantly reminds her girls, but her passions will change the lives of the honoured and loyal Brodie set in ways none of them could have predicted. There’s a film with Dame Maggie Smith I remember loving and it’s always Maggie I see while reading this. This is my battered and much-loved old edition but I love the cover of this newer edition.

Babel by R F Kuang

Babel is really excellent - I loved the depth of world building. It’s like Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell with a molten core of anti-colonialism. Thrilling, intricate, confronting and compelling - Kuang doesn’t shy away from the hangovers of colonialism that cannot be neatly consigned to the past - this is a big, clever, exciting read. It’s geeky and intricate and the Oxford it evokes, where translation and an acane kind of silver-working is studied as a form of magic, is wildly atmospheric.

Hey Nostradamus by Douglas Coupland

In the early 2000s I read pretty much anything Douglas Coupland wrote (I think they made a rule, we all did) and this dramatic and moving novel about a high school shooting was one I loved. Also due a re-read - this novel haunted me and I wonder how it’s dated in the intervening years. Not quite as well as I might have thought, given I can’t find it on Bookshop.org and there’s a two week wait at Waterstones at the time of writing. It’s horrifying to think of how many times since its 2003 publication we have endured news of more massacres.

For non-fiction counterpoints, I worked on the publicity for the anniversary reissue of Dave Cullen’s horrifying, seminal Columbine, which looks at the shooting in forensic detail and also examines the hideous subculture celebrating the perpetrators. Dave’s Parkland focuses on the March For Our Lives movement galvanised by the teenage survivors of the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. Their courage, skills, collaborative approach, laser focus and the enormous numbers of people they have mobilised to fight for tighter gun control laws are all inspiring even though, depressingly, there’s still so far to go years later.

The Divines by Ellie Eaton

This was a great book club read. The world of 90s schoolgirls (from the hair flicking to the thirst for male attention) was almost uncomfortably well captured for readers of that vintage like me, and there is of course a mystery about a pupil who came to a tragic end. The school is as atmospheric and archaic and crumbling as you could wish.

Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro

The apparently idyllic Hailsham School is hiding a dark secret - the role for which its students are being prepared in a dystopian England. Deeply affecting, at times horrifying, and hugely suspenseful, this is an unforgettable book about friendship, memory and mortality.

Madam by Phoebe Wynne

Madam is set in Caldonbrae Hall, on a remote Scottish peninsula, is an exclusive school for elite young ladies, but a newly arrived Classics teacher finds that this bastion of traditional values has sinister secrets. I loved this feminist, gothic page-turner.

Threadneedle by Cari Thomas

I really loved Threadneedle, a very fun concoction of teenage witches flexing their emerging powers, mysterious crimes and even a magical library underneath the British Library. Very hooky and very enjoyable. I’m pleased to see that the sequel Shadowstitch is now published.

Also recommended:

The Lake of Dead Languages by Carol Goodman - a very Secret History vibe

Cat’s Eye by Margaret Atwood - not exclusively school-set, but those are the bits I love best

Claudine at School by Colette - saucy and very enjoyable French novel published in 1900

The Worst Witch series by Jill Murphy - for anyone who, like me, stopped reading in the 1980s there are new sequels written since

The Betrayals by Bridget Collins - I loved the shadowy cloisters of the Montverre school where the mysterious Grand Jeu is learnt and practised

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Coming in your ears

I’m SORRY it was juvenile (as well as dating me) to use that Phoenix Nights quote as a heading but I just couldn’t think of anything else once it had occurred to me. Anyway, I thought I’d put together some audiobook recommendations - here’s some of the fiction I’ve enjoyed listening to.

The Immortalists by Chloe Benjamin

This novel is brilliantly read by Maggie Hoffman. The four Gold children visit a fortune teller who can, apparently, predict the date of your death, and the book follows each of their stories in turn. The characters are utterly believable, flawed and loving and anxious and driven and mixed-up. The low-key tragedies of families drifting apart, disappointment and missed chances to connect are hauntingly written - I definitely had a tear in my eye a few times - but there is a humour and warmth and tenderness too. Brilliant writing, beautifully brought to life.

The Maker of Swans by Paraic O’Donnell

I LOVE Paraic’s writing and this book was brilliantly narrated by Mike Grady and Imogen Wilde. The fantastical elements of the story are utterly convincing and it’s stuffed with wonderful characters, deft touches of wry humour, intriguing mystery, tension and just absolutely delicious writing. So playful and enjoyable, it reminded me of Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke - an enormous compliment in my book. Imogen Wilde’s voice is just spellbinding and I’d like her to read me a bedtime story nightly, please.

Darling by Rachel Edwards

This was such a gripping listen. The central characters - Darling and her teenage stepdaughter Lola - are so compelling, so vividly and skilfully written. This is a novel with so much to say about Britain today, about prejudice, trauma, family and about love. It also boasts some brilliant flashes of humour - the schoolfriend’s mum who ‘over-Bodens’ had me snorting - and some spectacularly mouthwatering passages about cooking (someone give Rachel a food column please!) The narration by Jaimi Barbakoff and Adele Oni is absolutely pitch perfect.

Normal People by Sally Rooney

She’s a damn wizard. I resisted this book at first - so hyped and it sounded a bit too like One Day to me (I know, I know, everyone but me loved One Day). I was an idiotic boob, because it’s a wonderful, achingly sharp book and a great audiobook - I loved Aoife McMahon’s narration. Connell and Marianne are 100% real to me and I’ll fight anyone who dares suggest they are actually fictional characters. I was so anxious about the television adaptation but in my view they absolutely nailed it. Ooooh I could watch that again, pretty much weekly.

The Memory Chamber by Holly Cave

Thriller, love story, sci fi - this book has everything and I loved the narrator, Isobel, voiced by Imogen Church. She’s a heaven architect, designing artificial heavens for wealthy clients in a future that feels very plausible and close. It’s so thought-provoking: I kept speculating about the sights, sounds, smells and experiences that would be in my heaven, from roasted garlic through late summer evenings and mid-90s shoegazing indie to a warm cat purring on my lap and my kids giggling. It’s such an intriguing, brilliantly realised concept.

Daisy Jones and the Six by Taylor Jenkins Reid

The multiple narrators for this fictional ‘rockumentary’ meant it worked really well in audio - I felt I would have got mixed up between characters in the print edition but the ensemble cast brought them all to life so well. I loved this. The concept was so perfectly executed. Though I did feel it slightly flagged in the middle, the final chapters had me absolutely spellbound. Camila and Karen forever. If you liked this, look out for The Final Revival of Opal and Nev coming in 2021.

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Hot reads for summer days

I LOVE hot weather. You’ll find me basking like a lizard at any opportunity I get, ideally with a gin and tonic and a book. This fantasy scenario happens a lot less frequently than I’d like, but in the event that you manage to secure yourself some summer reading time, here are some of my favourite hot weather reads.

The Tyranny of Lost Things

I really enjoyed this book by Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett set during a sultry London summer. It’s brilliantly atmospheric - she absolutely nails the sticky restlessness of a city summer in your twenties. Zadie Smith’s NW is also excellent at bringing summer in London to life.

Under the Volcano

Malcolm Lowry’s bonkers masterpiece is a surreal book about the final days of an alcoholic diplomat in Mexico and much more entertaining than that sounds. It’s stifling and mythic and many layered - I know, because I was fool enough to write my Masters dissertation on it. There’s a brilliant Backlisted podcast about it featuring poet Ian McMillan that is well worth listening to if you’re already a fan. One for a sweltering afternoon, perhaps with a glass of mezcal - though, given the infernal effects on Firmin, I’d stop at one.

Cape May

I gobbled up Chip Cheek’s Cape May, which is comprised of a dash of Gatsby-flavoured glamour, a seasoning of sun and sea, a slosh of gin, a squeeze of sex, and a twist of sadness. Crisply written and completely transporting, it’s begging for an elegant veranda with a sea view on which to enjoy it, with a short dress and a long drink.

Ace of Bass

The opening poem in Fiona Benson’s absolutely excellent Vertigo & Ghost is the frenetically sticky ‘Ace of Bass’ (certainly the sound of a few of my formative summers). Hear Fiona read it here, and wonder whether anyone - even actual Ace of Bass - has ever captured the hormone-addled frenzy of schoolgirls in summer better.

The Girls

Emma Cline’s scorching debut is a dark pleasure for a hot night. She evokes a gritty, strip-lit 60s with the nostalgic haze torn away. The Girls is scarily perceptive on girlhood, especially the need to belong and the dark places this can lead to.

Let’s hope we have a few more scorching days and warm evenings ahead of us. I’d love to know your top heatwave reads, and I might revisit this subject again as I have a few other sizzling suggestions that didn’t make this list.

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I have been talking about poetry again...

Despite being stuck at home, my appetite for talking about poetry (or just talking to adults, full stop) is undimmed, so I’ve had to get my fix online! If you’re in the market for some poetry discussion, I talked to the wonderful Kate Halabura of Wandsworth Town Library. We had planned an event at the library in March but it was not to be, so it was lovely to chat with Kate via Zoom instead about She is Fierce and the hidden history of women’s poetry. You can see our chat below.

I also had the enormous pleasure of interviewing William Sieghart, author of the glorious Poetry Pharmacy books, for the Chiddingstone Literary Festival podcast. William is a poetry legend, and his books dispense thoughtful, perceptive advice on the perfect piece of poetry for whatever ails you - be it grief, loneliness or just not having enough pep for a party. You can listen to our conversation on the Chiddingstone Literary Festival website here. I’d love to interview more authors and poets so if you are looking for an event chair (online for the forseeable future, I guess) do get in touch.

I’ve long been convinced that poetry is good for you (here’s me harping on about it some years ago in the Daily Express) and it’s an approach also taken by the marvellous Deborah Alma. As well as being an incredibly talented poet, Deb is the Emergency Poet, touring the country in a vintage ambulance with Nurse Verse, dispensing poems to ease your problems. Her anthologies The Emergency Poet and The Everyday Poet are two of my favourites, and she now runs a real life Poetry Pharmacy in Shropshire. I hope to visit in *the time after* but, for now, you can order from them online and even book an email or telephone consultation.

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She is Fierce: Brave, Bold and Beautiful Poems by Women

She is Fierce published in paperback in February 2020. In 2017 I went looking for a general, accessible collection of poems by women that would span centuries and include a variety of voices… but, although there were a few more niche or academic collections, there wasn’t one. So I fixed it! In the process I discovered some awesomely talented poets working now and many amazing overlooked and forgotten writers of the past. I researched the biographies of each one - from suffragettes, servants and Bluestockings to spoken word superstars - and included their stories in the book too.

It’s such a pleasure and a privilege to talk and write about these women and to know that people are enjoying the poems.